Macho Salad

The woman: what is it?

The man: what is it yourself?

The woman: what the hell are you doing?..-.-

The man: what the hell are you doing yourself..

The man: *starts humping the table*

The woman: ewk. what are you doing, stop it. what the hell are you doing, go make some salad instead!!

The man: starts making macho salad ;)